Bug Eyed Beauties

So what is it with the sunglasses trend this season?

Walking up Lambton Quay during a lunch hour leads 2, one's field of vision being assaulted with these big brown bug eyed things that all the girlies seem to wear. The glasses seem to take up half their faces. Its like Bono's extremely cool Achtung Baby era Fly glasses all gone wrong.

On some of the skinny models/girls/wanna be porn stars, the bug eyed glasses transform them into anaemic praying mantises. Except not so green. You get a whole plague of them, jumping from Jay Jays to wherever else is cheap and nasty.

Like hungry locusts munching on a crop of wheat they are all msn ing themselves into oblivion.