So this bus stop etiquette got me thinking. What is the code with lifts? As in those boxes which take you to the next level (No not that kind of box). Like I guess its obvious that ladies exit or enter first, beauty comes before age and shit goes before shovel but what about when to leave the door open for a straggler?
In my building there are heaps of smokers who need to smoke their fag outside. If I’m in the lift and they want in, should I let them? Because someone that has just had a smoke stinks up the elevator worse than the deadly escape of something silent but violent.
And you buggars that use the lift to go up one floor. No wonder you are fat.
What I really hate is people who try to enter the lift before you have exited. Look you impolite mofos – I was here first so get out of my way!
But back to buses – it appears I do have a new bus buddy. I exchanged greetings with LLWW when I got on the bus. ....Fat Bitch positioned herself extremely well to be first on the bus too.
Does ne else1 hate doing ironing? Being in such a state of ferric activity is a waste of time. Instead of steaming the collars just oh so perfectly I could be playing Soccer on the PlayStation. So I bought an iron free shirt and you know what? The mofoing mofo needs an iron. I’ll be taking a prosecution under section 9 of the Fair Trading Act against the seller for sure.