So in an effort to save money, improve my health (?) and temporarily stop making a dick of my self - I hereby declare that I'm having one month off from drinking. Yes that's right, this exponent of the K1w1 binge drinking culture is retiring from the game for one month.
Insanity, it seems, has finally caught up with me. Now I hear all you health experts out there saying, 'But Jimmy its not that you can give it up for a month but that you need to drink responsibly'. Well yes, that's probably true. But I prefer this challenge to that challenge.
You will note of course I have conveniently started this Lent-like sacrifice in February and not the Xmas season. I aint stoopid doncherknow? Seriously this idea has been germinating (?) round my brain for some time now and it just seems right.
Note: If you feel like supporting Jimmy Jangles in his time of self imposed denial please buy him an Ipod - Editor