Be a dear and please pass the sunblock?


So as my personal friend Sheryl Crow sings "A change will do you good" so here it is - jimmy jangles now comes in any colour you like as long as its black. Like the Bat mobile. Its new. Its the new black. A new look for the dirty chook. Not that I'm a chicken you understand, it just ryhmes. Like Buster.

Moving on.

Question why is the bat mobile still called the bat mobile? Surely it should be called the Bat tank? I'd post a picture but I'm too lazy and Warners may sue me for copy right breach. Again.

Wellington - its sunny after the shite weather last night. I think I froze my right royal rastafarian neigh neighs off in the walk between JJ Murhpy's and Charlie Chicken's last night. So now I'll go thaw them in the sun.

Be a dear and please pass the sunblock?

7 comments:

frangipani said...

o please don't hang your neigh neighs out for all to see. I have a friend called Tane - we call him ne neighs - (Tane-neighs?)

frangipani said...

oh god - i just got the fright of my life - i thought i was reading the whore page for about 5 mins!

His Whoreness said...

you ain't the only one!

Anonymous said...

WHy u uo so early S.P.F.W.?

SPFW said...

The clock is wrong!!! do u seriously think i was at work at 5.56am!! no wait - tell the powers that be I was at work at 5.56am! on this frosty morn!

His Whoreness said...

i'm not sure they'd believe us your floralness

Tristan J Krumpacker III said...

I like black because it reminds me of Guinness.