I need a nap

I need a nap
I need a beer
I need a tax cut
I'll spend it on beer and some such smut

I need a shower
I need a shave
God, don't let the Machines get into power
I'm about to go misbehave

I need some breakfast
I bleed some water
I need some whisky
Just let me loose on your daughter

I am an electric guitar
With a big fuck off shiny amp
Playing loud
Pissing off the next door gramps

I need to chill
I am an elastic fire cracker
I need to make a will
I need a super fund
Name a seasoning
I pick dill