Everything you know is wrong


coyote white


I believe in the power of television. I believe in coyotes and time as an abstract. I believe in closed circuit tv. I believe the internet is the new bible. I believe in sugar filled drinks. I believe there is nothing out there but big rocks and aliens. I believe Captain Kirk was beamed up. I believe in miss congeniality. I believe its okay to eat fish cos they don't have any feelings. I believe all we need is love, love, love. I believe in rock music. I believe Shortland Street can really save the world. I believe in bread. I believe in coke and microsoft. I believe in rational choice and independent thinking. I believe in you. I believe in monsta truck and Phar Lap. I believe in the almighty dollar. I believe in user pays. I believe in the Easter Bunny and Superman comics. I believe in Bert and Ernie and the rubber ducky. I believe in rubber and rubbers. I believe in the Black Caps and picnics. I believe in the alphabet. I believe the truth is out there.

6 comments:

CT said...

I believe you are right!!! Great post JJ...

Asterix said...

I believe you've lost the plot

Levi said...

But do you believe they put a man on the moon?

Jimmy Jangles said...

I'll have to check with Andy kaufman on that.

SPFW said...

i believe the children are the future. I believe i would have kicked Andy Kauffman's ass

TMonkey said...

i believe no one has ever landed on the moon. i believe Andy Kauffman is a genius. i believe you have lost the plot, but i believe ur more sane than me