Things that go bump in the night


So like this morning - 4am ish I am dreaming of the next All Black's  World Cup victory  when SMASH!! there is the sound of glass shattering in my room and things going bump. I'm lying face down – I spin up and round yelling " HEY! HEY!  HEY!''  half leaping out of bed / half grabbing Jay Bee. I'm still La La Land but my spidey senses have told me someone has smashed the window and is climbing in! The room is black and I can see nothing. Where is the thieving prick?And then I calm – there is no one in there. I turn on the light – My degree has fallen from the wall and smashed on the floor. Crisis over my, heart can go back to   its normal rhythm.

 

Damn 3M sticky wall things!

3 comments:

Rooster said...

Every body knows that eventually a Bachelor of Bullshit will shatter.

SPFW said...

do we think it was a metaphor?

Jimmy Jangles said...

That from a guy that has a Bugger All!!!