I started a joke which started the whole world laughing.

I thought of a joke but aint got the punch line. Help me out?

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and Michael Richards?

Best answer gets a choc fish.....


SAS said...

I liked the challenge and was brain storming a bit, but didn't come up with anything worthy of this forum. I did come up with this though:

Q: If Jerry Seinfeld was an alien, what would he say to his arch enemy from Earth?

A: Hellooo, human.

Anonymous said...

There was an American bigot, an Australian bigot and a Irish bigot all sitting in the bar talking about their beliefs.

The American bigot says “Fifty years ago we'd have those niggers upside down with a f***ing fork up their ass”

Then the Australian bigot says “those damn Jews can all burn in hell”.

The Irish bigot says “you guys are nasty and your prejudices are about as much use as tits on a bull. Now where’s that useless women with my beer? I let her out of the kitchen and this is how she repays me!”

Jimmy Jangles said...

nice 1 scotty.

SAS said...

So since I'm the only one that made any attempt - do I get a chocolate fish? I need my healthy fatty acids..

Jimmy Jangles said...

yeah u can have it at new years.