Flies, Flies and more dam Flies


So Melbourne. I think I have said this before but it’s just a really efficient and cleaner Wellington. But with more flies, flies, smokers, flies and less Movember going on.

Got in about 10.30am Melbourne time after getting up at 4m Nu zillan time. Found the hotel, found some lunch down a dark alley. A Greek gentleman took my order, a Pommie brought it out and an American took my money. The united colours of metropolis.

Went on a ghostchase hunting a non existent DVD for the Whore, bought tickets to the Phantom of the Opera for New Year’s Day and then worked in an internet cafĂ© for too many hours preparing for the real work the next day.

Went for dinner in Lygon Street. Had the pasta, as you do. Ordered a lager and they came back with a latte! Jesus wept.

Came home, watched Becks score a cracker of a goal. Post game he gave a very friendly interview. An Ali G respect.

3 comments:

His Whoreness said...

Excuse me but it does exist, just not outside Japan... yet.

His Whoreness said...

We also love Lygon St, but you have to learn to use the vowels more over there or they think you are muttering and bring you whatever they think you said you wanted

Did you go to the enormous internet cafe just down the road from Minotaur?

Jimmy Jangles said...

i'm just glad i didn't order the ish and chips or six pieces of fish... who knows what I would have got