Infrared: 20th Century Boys



Infrared:

1) An area in the electromagnetic spectrum extending beyond red light from 760 nanometers to 1000 microns (106 nm). It is the form of radiation used for making non-contact temperature measurements.

2) A Wellington band playing a small EP release gig at Real Groovy Records, top of socialist leaning, coffee slurping, dirty Che wearing tshirt Cuba St this Friday 6 - 630 pm.

I’m told there will be strippers and free lines of coke for anyone who buys a copy. Except for Obelix. We all knows what happens to him when he as too much ‘magic potion’…

Happy Unions

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their bad kids.

The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.'

The second guy said, 'Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, and then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.'

The third man said 'Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer . Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday 30,000 square foot mansion.'

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked 'What are all the congratulations for?' One of the three said 'We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons.

...What about your son?'

The fourth man replied 'My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.'

The three friends said ' What a shame...what a disappointment.'

The fourth man replied 'No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either.

His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.

Hurry up and wait

5 hours...

What's worse than letting your kids stay at Michael Jackson's house?

What's worse than letting your kids stay at Michael Jackson's house?

Letting them go on holiday with the McCanns.

H/T The Professor via SAS

Prince Charles inspects the ... Troops

prince charles breast grab
Here's a picture of Prince Charles inspecting the troop's assets. I met his son once. Lovely chap.

It hard to start sometime

There's a new hire car out in Portugal. It's small,
and if you can't get all your kids inside you can
fit one in the boot. It's called the Renault McCann

c/o popbitch.com

Hey Hey Keep it Rocking

Hey Hey

Old rockers like Neil Young
Don’t burn out or fade away
Give them six string,
A bottle of whiskey
And a fashionable celebrity cause
And they’ll rip out chords
Like they only were made yesterday

Just don't tell them
Keeping it rocking in the free world means
Playing for the troops,
The one's only born, like yesterday

While Elvis reunites his many eras at a convention near you
The Pop Mart keeps on selling
And Britney Spears just wants to screw.

Those hiding from nirvana
Shoot themselves
In the stomach with heroin
While the fatally floored heroine
Checks out to raise the kid

Just because I like Nirvana
Doesn't mean I want to shoot myspace, shoot my myspace
I feel like Burger King.