21 Dumb Things to never post on your blog

People do dumb things all the time, like when they go for Darwin Awards. The internet helps dumb people do dumb things faster and more efficiently. Here's how not be be dumb.

21 Dumb things to never post on your blog:

1. Telling the world how you banged the boss' daughter last night and how she came like a train. Tickets Please.
2. Admitting your love for show tunes
3. Admitting to stealing the companies office supplies and reselling them on Ebay.
4. Announce what you dreamed last night. No one gives a fig.
5. Your bank account password. You may as well mail Nigeria your money.
6. What cream you are using for those pesky lice.
7. How you lied on your resume or cv.
8. About the time you secretly poured sugar in your ex's petrol tank. He still reads your blog.
9. How you scamed the insurance company for thousands.
10. How you really enjoyed John Mayer's concert series.
11. Your vacation holiday dates / times and places and where your spare key is.
12. The WEP key to your Wifi. I will come to your house and steal it. And your broadband.
13. Put up your plans to make your stuff redundant
14. Dumb lists about things to not blog about. Put up some cute kittens instead.
15. Your tax audit. We already know you are poor.
16. There is no 16, goh!
17. Details of your inability to get it up.
18. Actually forget the kittens. We hate kittens.
19. Your IRD/IRS number.
20. A stamp (screen gets all messed up)
21. Pictures of you and the misses, sharing your brains out. Instead email them to me!