Good Night Kiwi Is Back!

The Good Night Kiwi is returning to NZ TV!

Back in the old days there were two TVNZ Channels 1 and 2. The Good Night Kiwi animation ran on each to signal the end of the day's transmission. It was much loved in my family and those across NZ - we often got the magazines that the Kiwi starred in. No idea what they were called...

the good night kiwi and cat tvnz

The animation is the Kiwi and a cat turn out the lights of the TVNZ studio, put out an empty milk bottle, climb a flight of stairs and take a lift to the top of a satellite tower before settling into bed in the satellite dish screened from 1980 to October 1994.

We generally don't put out milk money these days!

Wikipedia says that the music that starts when Kiwi plays an audiobook cassette is an instrumental arrangement of the traditional Māori lullaby, Hine e Hine, or was sometimes God Save the Queen.

Stuff reports that three new cat and kiwi sequences have been made to promote the Christmas Season.

The first, to screen from tomorrow, has the pair decorating a Christmas tree; in the second, to screen between Christmas and New Year, the Christmas tree is dismantled; and the third, for the rest of summer, has the Kiwi reclining on a lilo in a pool disturbed by the cat.

I spy

So like I 'm two days into my tour of duty across a country that
hasn't reacted too well to not winning the Rugby League world cup. I
know this cos I ve asked as many people as I can what the score was.

I digress too much. I wanted to report that by the toilet in my hotel
room is a phone. You can just imagine the conversations I may have had.

Stay classy Adelaide.


So like Jay Jays has a new shipment of Transformers T Shirts in store so I borrowed $25 bucks from Optimus Prime and headed into town, keen as to add to my Transformers T Shirt Collection...

After dodging the Constructicons who were digging up the Basin Reserve for some reason I made it to town wherein I witnessed Jet Fire taking down Starscream. Amused at the waste of energon, I found what I wanted and came home with this this Soundwave T shirt:

soundwave transformers t shirt with ravage and lazerbeakHanging out with Soundwave are his faithful (?) buddies, Ravage and Lazerbeak. Hopefully Soundwave will make an appearance in the new transformers movie, Revenge of the Fallen.

The Top 10 Worst Rock Costumes in Rock History

The Top 10 Worst Rock Costumes in Rock History

You remember when your Mum made you wear that ugly sweater that your loving but colour blind grandmother knitted you by candlelight? You felt like a dick. You're not the only one who's worn the equivalent, there's plenty of rock stars who actually made the choice. The results are in and they are worse than the sweater - call in the fashion police!

Coming in at number 10 is Tina Turner as Auntie in Mad Max. Shoulders pads were huge in the 80's but this was taking it a step to far. Whatever did happen to the children?

tina turner auntie mad max

Elton John wearing a Duck Suit comes in at 9. The Madman from Across the Water was known to relish the chance to wear any old thing, duck suits a specialty. Hello! Elton! 

elton john in a duck suit picture
Kanye West dodges the Papparazzi on his way to 8. Check out his cool sunglasses before he comes and punches you.

kanye west fashion disaster

David Bowie is relaxed and only dancing his way to number 7 on the Top Ten Rock Fasion Disasters list. Bowie's manager told him he was going to the beach so he donned these spiffing swimming trunks. Imagine his surprised when he walked out in front of his fans. No one in the audience was surprised however.

david bowie fashion disaster picture

Doing his worst for The Beautiful People, Marilyn Manson spits on himself at 6. Nuff said really, other than we heard he borrowed the panties from Dita Von Tisse.

marilyn manson fashion disaster

Midway brings us number 5 and Gary Glitter. He's a bad man you know and went to jail. The fashion police sent his costume away too.

gary glitter fashion crime victim
She drove all night to get to number 4, Cyndi Lauper comes up with this offspring of the Statue of Liberty and a rainbow...

cyndi lauper fashion crime
Number 3 in our list of Top 10 Worst Rock Costumes so things must be getting bad. Maybe Bon Jovi's leather pants and long hair can save us?

bon jovi jon john fashion crime leather pants
Nope! Moving on to 2. Runner up to the worst rock costume in rock history is the entire membership of Lordi. The devil is a loser and he's my bitch.  Um yes, moving on to number one...

lordi masks fashion crimes rock worst list

Our winner moonwalks their way to number one on  the Worst Rock Costumes in Rock History list. Congratulations, Micheal Jackson

michael jackson face fashion crime
Originally published on The Spaghetti Incident?

Life is like a block of cheese

The things that amused me today at the supermarket included two hippies buying plastic bags and and two 500g blocks of cheese cost least than a 1 Kg block. 

In other news I paid the phone bill, bought stamps and had a diet coke.

Other than that, all I can say is Gears of War 2 rules, despite the cheesey dialogue.

Ronnie Wood flushes Drugs before Police Visit

A funny story about Ronnie Wood of the Rolling Stones

Back in the commercial coke blown 1980s, Ronnie Wood and his entourage were sharing some healthy drugs in a concert dressing room when the stage manager poked his head into the room and said: 

“The police are coming!”

Ronnie Wood and his drug buddies chums flushed the drugs down the lavatory as quick as they could.

This was just in the nick of time as  seconds later, Sting, Andy Summer and Stewart Copeland of the Police walked in to say hello.

I doubt Ronnie Wood has much interested in GNR's new album Chinese Democracy, but if he did I reckon he might be interested in the lyrics "Chinese Democracy Lyrics"

Some questions about mania, rankings and rankmaniacs

Some questions about mania, rankings and rankmaniacs

How long has the longest incorrect fact remained on Wikipedia? Did it really matter?

What about that Halloween Maniac who shot the kid? :(

Would you rank Dig Out Your Soul higher than Don't Believe the Truth?

When does Transformer 2: Revenge of the Fallen come out? Optimus Prime wants to know.

With all the US Election mania, would you get Joe the Plumber to fix your drains?

Are you a rankmaniac?

What do you think of GNR's Chinese Democracy Lyrics? Will you buy or steal download the album?

Drugs Are Bad, Okay?

Random Noel Gallagher Quote on Be Here Now

"I still tell people that the Be Here Now album is the best advertisement against taking cocaine. It goes on too long, it's smothered by its self importance - the same as coke users are."