So what does that leave us? Celebrity Twitters! We, the adoring twittersfolk, adore the Celebrity Twitterarti. Celebrity Twitters are the new stalking ground.
Here's a tasty selection, feel free to stalk em all!
Britney Spear’s paparazzi have nothing on the 30,000 twitterers stalking the lady that shaved her head in honour of O’Conner. Britney is in the Twitterati Elite. And she gives updates on when she last had a massage. And furniture, bless.
Another celebrity newbie to Twitter is Mrs Kutcher. You may know her as GI Jane from Ghost, Demi Moore. If you have an indecent proposal for her involving Woody, feel free to stalk her along with her 5000 other followers.
Tweet this, Georgina....Russel Brand – Britain’s’ Favourite Celebrity Actor / Radio show larrikin jumped on board and got like 8000 followers in a day. Tales of his cat milking him abound. You have been warned.
Will the real Shaquille O’Neil stand up? After a faker being exposed The Real Shaque took to the stand and twittered eloquent rhapsody such as "The measure of a man is not were he lives but how he lives Shaquille oneal"
British Actor and writer Stephen Fry is the juggernaught of Twitter with 80,000 celebrity stalkers. Knows his place in the universe "Just finished a scene. Sean Penn has nothing to fear". For the record I’d never stalk Sean Penn. Madonna maybe for Kabbalah inspiration, but not Sean Penn.
Stop. It’s Twitter Time! Please Hammer, Don’t hurt ‘em as you be" Celebrating Our Women !!! What can I celebrate about you as a Woman ?"
If you want to follow a stripper turned Oscar winner, Juno scribe, Diablo Cody is the emo lady for you. 10,000 people who wish their hair was emo follow her.
Who knows which other celebrities will jump on board. Just be assured when they do, Twitterati is gonna need a bigger boat.
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