Top 10 awesome blog posts I'm too lazy to do - so could you do them for me?

So like I have blog post ideas but I am too lazy to do them right now. Die Hard is on in HD and I need to concentrate ok?!

So here's my top 10 posts I'm too lazy to blog right now:

1. The lessons that The Karate Kid learnt from Mr Miyagi and how you can apply them to your own worthless life a la Tony Robbins style.
   
2. What happened to Luke Skywalker after the Return of the Jedi? I'm picking Flowers in the Attic type issues with Leia.
   
3. What jokes did The Joker actually play in the Dark Knight? Pencil trick...
   
4. Top 10 Music Album Covers that Actually Educate Listeners. Pink Floyd's The Dark Side of the Moon taught everyone the property of a prisim etc.
   
5. Only losers twit what they eat for lunch, so why are they so popular?
   
6. How free is John McClane if he refuses to Die Hard?
   
7. Hand's up who's afraid that Del Toro will do a better version of The Hobbit than Peter Jackson did with the Lord of the Rings?
   
8. Will the new series of The Flight of the Conchords be any good and what is a Conchord anyway?
   
9. How to off load unwanted Chrismas Presents on Ebay with out your mother finding out.
   
10. How good is Quentin Tarintino's Inglorious Basterds going to be?
    

This list is a tounge-in-cheek laugh at myself, so many ideas, so many Die Hard Movies - Here's where you come in - please do them for me! What's your reward ? You get free use of my inspiration and I get to read the post (an and a link back?

Me and John McClane thank you. 

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