Usain Bolt goes to the clubhouse in Augusta and asks
to become a member. The secretary says: "I'm
sorry, Sir, we can't accept you here but there's a
multi-racial club 10 minutes down the road."
He replies: "But I'm Usain Bolt!"
"Ok. Five minutes down the road".

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