Micheal Jackson Dead Jokes
So the King of Pop has worn his silver glove for the last time. If it's too soon for you to read some jokes about the man, go see Transformers.
- Michael Jacksons' family are unsure whether they should bury him or put him out with the plastic recycling.
- Farrah Fawcett died and arrived at the pearly gates, God granted her one wish. Her wish was for all the children in the world to be safe. So he killed Michael Jackson.
- Michael Jackson comes home and his girlfriend is packing her bags.. Michael: "What are you doing??" Girlfriend: "Im leaving you! I just found out what you are! You're a pedophile!" Michael: "Pfff, you have a big mouth for a 7 year old!"
- Michael Jackson has had to cancel a few dates for the summer ... Timmy aged 6 and Johnny aged 9 are said to be devastated.
- What were Michael Jackson 's last words? 'Take me to the children's hospital."
- Apparently CPR isn't as easy as ABC
- Today, at your local race track, all jockeys will be wearing a black armband in memory of Wacko Jacko, who rode more 3 yr olds than anyone in memory
and the last joke:
- Why did Michael Jackson convert to Islam on his deathbed? He heard he would be greeted in heaven by seventy two year old virgins.
Check out the lyrics to the Jackson song, Breaking News.
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