Things that bug a blogger about Optimus Prime

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Freedom is Cupcake as a different view from The Optimus Prime Experiment as the merits of the Autobot's fearless leader, Optimus Prime. I know, it does seem odd...

Freedom is a Cupcake's 6 reasons they are bugged by Optimus Prime:

1. His name isn't Optimus Del Sexy.
2. Energon, smenergon. Trailer-trucks run on diesel fuel, so Optimus is far from carbon-neutral.
3. The Autobots are awesome mech-aliens with the firepower to destroy whole cities. You'd think their leader would maybe have a girlfriend.
4. Tens of thousands of kids dress like him every year — but has Optimus ever given you Hallowe'en candy?
5. I'm disturbed by all these scenes where Jazz keeps riding up into the trailer.
6. Humanity-destroying evil is a turnoff, but at least Megatron knows what he wants.

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