Spiders, Robots etc

Played Netball for the first time in about three months. Got thrashed, felt like puking.

Before that I went and saw Transformers again (here's my first review. I loved it. I loved it because I could watch closer to the details. And yes, Simon you were right, there are cobwebs inside the shield of the Tomb of the Primes. How the hell do spiders manage to get inside a tomb which has an energy source within cannot be traced from outside of it? They must be tough as nails spiders.

That forrest fight scene is awesome still. What I loved was the attention to detail. Megatron gets half his face taken off by Optimus Prime. Starscream loses and arm. Agent makes a comment about substances in cookies which make you tell the truth which is I think a reference to the dude who ate all the cookies in the first movie.

Agent Whatever has Frenzy's face in jar. There's a Micheal Bay Bad Boys movie poster in the room. Small things like that add up to good times. The robots have their respective Decepticon and Autobot logos.

The story is dumb as dirt as Jet Fire might say. The thing I can't grasp is how the The Fallen says the energy of the All Spark was transferred to Sam yet Sam can't use that energy to revive Prime.....and how the fuck did Jet Fire end up as a Stealth Bomber in a museum? I mean, just.how.the.fuck.

Behind me in the theater were three young boys. They loved it. They got the jokes and laughed every time Skids and Mud Flaps did something or said something. At the end of the day, we have to remember this movie is pitched at kids, not some 30 year old fan boy reliving past sanbox glories (what's your point? -Ed).

Where the hell did Wheelie go at the end of the movie? I kinda liked the lil fella, warrior goddess humping and all.

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