Joe! Now that The Rise of Cobra is out and it's not as bad as everyone feared (which is by no means to say it's an Oscar contender) it's time to check out just how cheesey Duke's lines actually were. You and who's army? My Army. Gimme a break....
Gi Joe: The Rise of Cobra Movie Quotes
Destro: When I'm finished, this world will never forget.
General Hawk: [to Cover Girl] Make the call...
Ripcord: Alright ladies mount up!
Destro: I want the warheads ready in an hour!
Heavy Duty: Standing in front of you are delta 6 accelerator suits...
Ripcord: What's it accelerate.
Heavy Duty: You. It'll make you run faster, jump higher, and hit harder than any of you enemies. Let's suit up.
[Ripcord's jet is hit with Cobra nanomites]
Shana 'Scarlett' O'Hara: You're running out of time! Eject!
The Baroness: Try this on for size boy's.
[launches missiles at the Joes]
General Hawk: Technically, GI Joe does not exist. But if it did, it would be comprised of the best men and women from the top military units in the world, the alpha dog's. When all else fails we don't.
Breaker: [about handling the accelerator suits] Careful, they're worth billions of dollars!
The Baroness: Would you look at that? Real American heroes...
Duke: [after crashing into cars while running in the accelerator suits] Okay, that was crazy... What happened to you?
Ripcord: I went through the train. What happened to you?
Duke: I jumped over it.
Ripcord: [pause] You can do that?
Duke: I told you to read that manual.
Ripcord: There's a manual?
The Baroness: That redhead is starting to piss me off!
Ripcord: [during a flashback scene] Do you love my boy?
The Baroness: Always... and forever.
The Doctor: Now that we have a moment to ourselves... I've designed something especially for you, James.
[the Doctor injects nanomites into James McCullen head]
The Doctor: This will only hurt a little. What comes next... moreso. Nanomites, perfect little healers.
[James McCullen's head becomes completely silver]
Destro: ...I've finally taken my place in the long line of McCullens.
The Doctor: James McCullen is no more. Now, you are Destro.
Destro: What have you done to me?
The Doctor: The time has come for the cobra to rise up and reveal himself. You will call me... Commander.
General Hawk: Deploy the SHARKS!
Heavy Duty: [aiming a big machine gun at the Baroness] Don't make me shoot a woman.
Ripcord: Listen I think you and me got off on the wrong foot, now me I'm attracted to you and you your'e attracted to me, and him the damn zen master but he creeps me out, but what I'm trying to say is...
Shana 'Scarlett' O'Hara: Were attracted to eachother
Ripcord: Thank You.
Shana 'Scarlett' O'Hara: [cuts him off] Thats what your saying, it's not what I'm saying.
Ripcord: It's not. So what are you saying?
Shana 'Scarlett' O'Hara: Attraction is an emotion, and emotions are not based
Ripcord: Okay i'll get back to you on that one.
Ripcord: [Scarlett goes flying of the bike and Ripcord saves her] I got you, I got you.
Shana 'Scarlett' O'Hara: Nice catch, slick.
Ripcord: Don't start being all nice now.
Ripcord: [Scarlett laughs] I gotta go
[puts Scarlett down]
Ripcord: Yo Duke, Breaker told me Scarlett graduated college at 11. She's like some freaky little deadly genius.
Duke: [Ripcord leans on Bars] Rip I get it , I get it you like her.
Ripcord: Ahh, to hell with it.
Duke: [Rip let's go] Rip, Rip... Rip!
Duke: This is Captain Duke Hauser, prepare to be boarded.
Viper Guard: Sir.
Cobra Commander/The Doctor/Rex: You are relentless Duke, I'll give you that much and what's to stop me from blowing you out of the water.
Duke: Self preservation. I'm taking you in Rex.
Cobra Commander/The Doctor/Rex: HaHaHa. You and what army.
Duke: My army.
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