GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra Quotes and Lines





Joe! Now that The Rise of Cobra is out and it's not as bad as everyone feared (which is by no means to say it's an Oscar contender) it's time to check out just how cheesey Duke's lines actually were. You and who's army? My Army. Gimme a break....

Gi Joe: The Rise of Cobra Movie Quotes

Destro: When I'm finished, this world will never forget.



Destro: What did you say your unit was called?
General Hawk: I didn't.



General Hawk: [to Cover Girl] Make the call...



Ripcord: Alright ladies mount up!



Destro: I want the warheads ready in an hour!



Heavy Duty: Standing in front of you are delta 6 accelerator suits...
Ripcord: What's it accelerate.
Heavy Duty: You. It'll make you run faster, jump higher, and hit harder than any of you enemies. Let's suit up.



[
Ripcord's jet is hit with Cobra nanomites]
Shana 'Scarlett' O'Hara: You're running out of time! Eject!



The Baroness: Try this on for size boy's.
[
launches missiles at the Joes]



General Hawk: Technically, GI Joe does not exist. But if it did, it would be comprised of the best men and women from the top military units in the world, the alpha dog's. When all else fails we don't.


Breaker: [about handling the accelerator suits] Careful, they're worth billions of dollars!

Ripcord: [in a suit] Billions of dollars, I got it!
[
falls over; Scarlett gives Ripcord a hangdog look]
Ripcord: My bad! Won't happen again!



The Baroness: Would you look at that? Real American heroes...


Duke: [after crashing into cars while running in the accelerator suits] Okay, that was crazy... What happened to you?
Ripcord: I went through the train. What happened to you?
Duke: I jumped over it.
Ripcord: [pause] You can do that?
Duke: I told you to read that manual.
Ripcord: There's a manual?


The Baroness: [Snake Eyes has left their car] He must have given up.
Storm Shadow: He never gives up.
[
their SUV is hit by a train]


Storm Shadow: I said I'd kill him if he touched you again.
The Baroness: I heard you the first time.


The Baroness: That redhead is starting to piss me off!


Zartan: American politics. Governors, senators, congressmen... No wonder nothing ever gets done.
Destro: That's what we're going to fix, Mr. Zartan.





Ripcord: [during a flashback scene] Do you love my boy?
The Baroness: Always... and forever.


[points a gun at a woman in an elevator]
The Baroness: Get out! GET OUT!
[
woman runs out, Baroness gets in, as the elevator doors close:]
The Baroness: Nice shoes.


The Doctor: Now that we have a moment to ourselves... I've designed something especially for you, James.
[
the Doctor injects nanomites into James McCullen head]
The Doctor: This will only hurt a little. What comes next... moreso. Nanomites, perfect little healers.
[
James McCullen's head becomes completely silver]
Destro: ...I've finally taken my place in the long line of McCullens.
The Doctor: James McCullen is no more. Now, you are Destro.
Destro: What have you done to me?
The Doctor: The time has come for the cobra to rise up and reveal himself. You will call me... Commander.


General Hawk: Deploy the SHARKS!


Heavy Duty: [aiming a big machine gun at the Baroness] Don't make me shoot a woman.


Breaker: [about Snake Eyes] He doesn't talk.
Duke: Why?
Breaker: He doesn't say.


The Baroness: Hello Duke.
Duke: Anna?
The Baroness: [the Baroness kicks him] Now you have to admit, you had that coming.


Zartan: [after Zartan kills a female Joe] Oh, that's right you don't kill women.
Storm Shadow: For you Zartan, I'll make an exception.


Breaker: Thousand's of miles across and ten stories thick, locating McCullen's base will be like finding a needle in a colemine.
Ripcord: Haystack.
Breaker: Oh, right haystack in a colemine.

Ripcord: Listen I think you and me got off on the wrong foot, now me I'm attracted to you and you your'e attracted to me, and him the damn zen master but he creeps me out, but what I'm trying to say is...

Shana 'Scarlett' O'Hara: Were attracted to eachother
Ripcord: Thank You.
Shana 'Scarlett' O'Hara: [cuts him off] Thats what your saying, it's not what I'm saying.
Ripcord: It's not. So what are you saying?
Shana 'Scarlett' O'Hara: Attraction is an emotion, and emotions are not based

on science. So If you can't quantify or prove that something exists then in my mind it doesn't.

Ripcord: Okay i'll get back to you on that one.


Ripcord: [Scarlett goes flying of the bike and Ripcord saves her] I got you, I got you.
Shana 'Scarlett' O'Hara: Nice catch, slick.
Ripcord: Don't start being all nice now.
Ripcord: [Scarlett laughs] I gotta go
[
puts Scarlett down]
Ripcord: .


Ripcord: Yo Duke, Breaker told me Scarlett graduated college at 11. She's like some freaky little deadly genius.
Duke: [Ripcord leans on Bars] Rip I get it , I get it you like her.
Ripcord: Ahh, to hell with it.
Duke: [Rip let's go] Rip, Rip... Rip!


Sergeant Stone: [seeing Duke and Ripcord training] They Joes?
Heavy Duty: No, they're jokes.


Zartan: Hello Mr. President, Mr. McCullen sends his regards.
U.S. President: Oh My God. So that's what this is all about.


Breaker: Ripcord, can you hear me?
Ripcord: Loud and clear buddy, doin' Mach 6 and lovin it.


Duke: This is Captain Duke Hauser, prepare to be boarded.
Viper Guard: Sir.
Cobra Commander/The Doctor/Rex: You are relentless Duke, I'll give you that much and what's to stop me from blowing you out of the water.
Duke: Self preservation. I'm taking you in Rex.
Cobra Commander/The Doctor/Rex: HaHaHa. You and what army.
Duke: My army.

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1 comment:

GI joe online for free said...

This movie had some good parts, bad parts, and really ugly parts.

Good parts. The attack on the Eiffel Tower, snake eyes, cobra ninja, and Bareness

Bad Parts Development of Destro, Rip flying down two missiles going in opposite directions.

Ugly. Cobra Commander was weak. The suits were beyond stupid. Since when does ice sink in water! (anyone watch titanic)