John Key's Top Ten on Letterman

New Zealand's Prime Minister John Key is also the Minister of Tourism. Us 'Kiwis' need tourist bucks to help fund our life styles so Mr Key thought he would do some promo work while he was visiting Mr Obama and the UN Conference. And what better way to do promo work than getting onto David Letterman's Late Show to do his Top Ten. While John was no Britney Spears, he did ok!
John Key's Top Ten on Letterman
10 The Auckland Airport now has a cinnabon
9 We have the loosest slot machines in the Pacific Rim
8 Only a convenient 20-hour flight away
7 It’s like England without the attitude
6 Down there Leno’s on at 9 o’clock
5 Get the whanau together, stay in a bach, crack open the chilly bin and slap on your jandals
4 Visit in the next 30 days, I’ll pick you up at the Airport
3 70% of our energy is generated through renewable hydropower – look they don’t all have to be jokes
2 We drive on the left side of the road, like the British and Lindsay Lohan
1 Unlike most of the world, we still like Americans!

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