Squishy like Elle Driver's eyeball.
I have a Crunchie bar. They are made of gold you know! What you got? I tried a Milo bar yesterday. While you get more go with Moro, this wasn't so bad. It was crunchy like one of those kremalta covered chocolate rice bubble things my mum used to make me and the Ginger Ningas for birthday parties and school lunches.
If you, dear reader, did not have a mum who made you chocolate rice bubble things then NEWSFLASH!
She didn't love you.
You were simply a food bill.
She didn't love you.
You were simply a food bill.
6 comments:
my mummy didn'tlove me - i had to learn how to make those from my high school sweetheart's mummy - she loved me.
LYLYWLDL.
well... either you're going to have to come to Gizzy or i'm going to have to go to Welly.... hey we couls meet at your turangawaewae - it's about half way!
Will be in HB 4 Kelt Capital!
When we used to live at the Maxipad, when it rained I used to pick the snails off the steps up to our house before you left for work, so you wouldn't squish their little shells into their bodies. What did they ever do to you? Eat your cabbages?
I knew it was you! but never fear I got them. Every single last mother fucking one of them.
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