The Kakapo Ejaculation Helmet at Te Pa Musuem

So like this must be the oddest thing Wellington's Te Papa Museum has on display: The Kakapo Ejaculation Helmet

the kakapo ejaculation helmet

So the Kakapo is an engangered NZ parrot. There are like only about 100 of the cute birds about.

These green parrots obviously need to breed to survive but they aint got the message. So concerned Kiwis have set up a breeding programme to help them out.

These people discovered that male kakapo have a tendency to engage people's heads in a sexual mating fashion. In an effort to collect Kakapo sperm for the breeding programme, some wiseguy invented 'The Ejaculation Helmet'. I kid you not, that's what it is called. I pity the fool that wore it.

The above pix is is from the Te Papa Museum. The accompaning caption said that the helmet was not successful. So some guy once got fucked on the head by a parrot for nothing.

Te Papa Museum is also home to this awesome Collosal Squid


SPFW said...

That's the funniest thing i've heard in like... well since wednesday

The Chinaman said...

Someone should start marketing these to tourists as a safety measure.

SPFW said...

yeah! not only would we be practising safe kakapo sex - we'd get more than a giggle out of seeing asians with giz on their heads!!!

Anonymous said...

If I want to see someone with giz on their head I'd rent There's Something About Mary.

SPFW said...

lol - then you obviously appreciate the comic value