You should feel sorry for anone who says they've worn the 'Kakapo Ejaculation Helmet'

So like this must be the oddest thing Wellington's Te Papa Museum has on display: The Kakapo Ejaculation Helmet.

the kakapo ejaculation helmet

So the Kakapo is an endangered NZ parrot. There are like only about 100 of the cute birds about.

These green parrots obviously need to breed to survive but they aint got the message about their forth coming extinction. So concerned Kiwis have set up a breeding programme to help them out.

These people discovered that male kakapo have a tendency to engage people's heads in a sexual mating fashion. It must be some kind of fetish. They don't want do do it with their own kind, but if they see a flap of human hair, they get all frisky.

In an effort to collect Kakapo sperm for the breeding programme, some wiseguy invented 'The Ejaculation Helmet'. I kid you not, that's what it is called. The Ejaculation Helmet is supposed to be worn by some poor sap at which time they then let the Kakapo have his wicked way on their head.

NZ Kakapo mating on a man's head

The above picture is is from the Te Papa Museum. The accompanying caption said that the helmet was not successful. So some guy once got fucked on the head by a parrot for nothing.

Kakapo Parrot

Te Papa Museum is also home to this awesome Collosal Squid


SPFW said...

That's the funniest thing i've heard in like... well since wednesday

The Chinaman said...

Someone should start marketing these to tourists as a safety measure.

SPFW said...

yeah! not only would we be practising safe kakapo sex - we'd get more than a giggle out of seeing asians with giz on their heads!!!

Anonymous said...

If I want to see someone with giz on their head I'd rent There's Something About Mary.

SPFW said...

lol - then you obviously appreciate the comic value