Willie Apiata

Willie Apiata ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Willie Apiata can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

Willie Apiata destroyed the periodic table, because Willie Apiata only recognizes the element of surprise

Willie Apiata can touch MC Hammer

Willie Apiata can divide by zero

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Willie Apiata pajamas.

Willie Apiata has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.

He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

Willie Apiata once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

It takes Willie Apiata 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Willie Apiata CAN believe it's not butter.

If you spell Willie Apiata in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Willie Apiata can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Willie Apiata can slam a revolving door.

Willie Apiata doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.

If at first, you don't succeed, you're not Willie Apiata.

Willie Apiata and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

Willie Apiata can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Willie Apiata is the reason why Wally is hiding.

Google won't search for Willie Apiata because it knows you don't find Willie Apiata, he finds you.

Willie Apiata once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Willie Apiata re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

Willie Apiata is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Willie Apiata' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

Willie Apiata counted to infinity - twice...

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Willie Apiata.

Willie Apiata invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light, except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. 

Willie Apiata once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

In the beginning there was nothing.....then Willie Apiata Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". 

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Have you ever seen an electron?

Have you ever seen an electron?

I ventured over to Seth Godin’s blog and noted he titled a post “Why celebrate Halloween?” which had the following question wrapped in a statement:

“Most of what we believe is not a result of direct experience (ever seen an electron?) but is rather part of our collection of truth because everyone (or at least the people we respect) around us seems to believe it as well.”

No, I have never seen an electron. How do I know that they exist? Because I believe what J.J. Thomson and the other fathers of science told me. A scientist said it, therefore it’s true! I accepted the authority figure telling me that something was true.

But what about the things other authoritative people try and tell me to believe?

I have not seen Jesus as explained to me by a priest, yet I don’t believe in him or his existence. Some people in society praise Allah, should I because they do? It’s called blind faith for a reason but I’d rather be blinded by science thank you very much.

What about the man and woman at 6pm on the Idiot Box telling me that George Bush is an evil person. Should I believe that when he won two American elections with a bible closely held to his breast?

Even science can be bumk. What about the Nobel Prize winner trying to convince us that large doses vitamin C cured cancer? He was a respectable authority figure that was just plain wrong.
Dear reader, I give you two more words - Tom Cruise.

If Micheal Moore hates capitalism and people watch his films and largely agree with him, should I believe that every American is a gun toting, sicko? Probably, I’ve watched Cops a few times, that’s a good a documentary as any.

If everyone believes in the same things like Reeboks, Amnesty International and floating exchange rates, who am I am to argue with them? I’m not the crowd. Though, isn’t the wisdom of crowds the right answer every time? Like that crowd in Seattle that fought that nascent battle, they showed wisdom then, right? Right.

Seth Godin’s point is that as an individual we allow ourselves to believe things because we are shaped by those around us. Whether it’s someone carrying on the tradition of Halloween, producing well researched film documentaries or a baby jesus freak preaching the word of the Bible, everyone can shape our views and thoughts.

Hell, Seth does it all the time. His readers must be pretty closed minded right?

My point is that while I prefer the “Trust No One” approach of the X-Files, you can meet the world half way. What is it you are trying to tell me world? Electrons cause electric shocks?

Jesus saves?

I’ll meet you half way.

The lies about Jesus are shocking.