So the Kakapo is an engangered NZ parrot. There are like only about 100 of the cute birds about.
These green parrots obviously need to breed to survive but they aint got the message. So concerned Kiwis have set up a breeding programme to help them out.
These people discovered that male kakapo have a tendency to engage people's heads in a sexual mating fashion. So in an effort to collect Kakapo sperm for the breeding programme, some wiseguy invented 'The Ejaculation Helmet'. I kid you not, that's what it is called. I pity the fool that whore it.
The above pix is is from the Te Papa Museum. The accompaning caption said that the helmut was not successful. So some guy once got fucked on the head by a parrot for nothing.
Te Papa Museum is also home to this awesome Collosal Squid
5 comments:
That's the funniest thing i've heard in like... well since wednesday
Someone should start marketing these to tourists as a safety measure.
yeah! not only would we be practising safe kakapo sex - we'd get more than a giggle out of seeing asians with giz on their heads!!!
If I want to see someone with giz on their head I'd rent There's Something About Mary.
lol - then you obviously appreciate the comic value
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