We have people at work that come around to water the plants. They lovingly spray water over leaves, turn them to face the sun, check the pH level of the soil and then give them a quiet whisper of encouragement before moving to the next biomass.
A complete waste of taxpayer money.
Even more of a waste is the Keyboard Steriliser Technician. Lots of microbes and crumbs inhabit your key to cyberspace and beyond, don't ya know? Gotta get the grit out of the space round the space bar so that report on the regulation of widgets can get to the Minister safely and microbe free don't ya know?
Another complete waste of tax payer money.
Then there's the person who removes all the wastepaper I generate each day from my bin. I print reports. I print draft reports. I print, therefore I am. And then I pile it all in the bin.
God bless the bin emptier, a very productive use of taxpayer money. Without them my desk would be messy. Well, messier.
Of course, I could recycle but that bin is like a good 20 feet away from me.