So this is what a court room looks like!


So like A Few Good Men. Damn good. Except the whole time watching my $7.99 copy from the Warehouse, I kept thinking... Tom should have been in Battle Field Earth. I mean really - TC makes John Travolta actually look like Greased Lightning.

Xenu Saves.

Xenu Lives.

Amen.

The Rain


The Rain

Resplendent in a velvet pose
Revolving in a verdant dress
Heaven scent like a naked rose
Standing in the rain
Hoping for the pain to begin, begin again

And when she runs
And when she wants
And when she takes

So continues the never ending refrain
Over and over she spins
Like a cold wave crashing on a dead shark’s fin
Spitting in her own eye
Ordering a salty soup

And when she runs to you
And when she takes it all
And when she wants to break

It's there, watching.

Stuck on Stupid


I just needed to share this piece of advice.
 
""Psychiatry doesn't work. When you study the
effects, it's a crime against humanity" - Tom Cruise

Zany Erratic Numb Unstable


So like Tom Cruise appears to have personally done more than anyone after 911 to help people.

From stuff:

He said: "A Scientologist is somebody who can look at the world and really see it for what it is. And not just see it but be able to go 'pow' and actually do something about it. And be somebody who is not asking permission to do that. Why ask permission? We are the authorities."

Ok you win Tom. I'm convinced, sign me up. I want to meet Zenu.

A Classic from Pop Bitch


A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution.

"Let's have sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile.

"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture
it," says the sadist.

"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and
then kill it," shouted the murderer.

"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it
and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile.

"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it,
have sex with it again and then burn it," said
the pyromaniac.

There was silence, and then the masochist
said:
 
"Meow."

RIP Edmund Hilary


RIP Edmund Hilary

Dear Leader noted "Sir Ed described himself as an average New Zealander with modest abilities. In reality, he was a colossus. He was an heroic figure who not only ‘knocked off' Everest but lived a life of determination, humility, and generosity."

I always liked that for someone so famous he kept his residential phone number in the white pages.

Kiwi Made

Bigger than a Mountain
Longer than the Ganges
His picture on the fiver

A bee keeper by trade
Who drove a tractor across the ice
A public hero with no vice
The very definition of Kiwi Made