Let's be honest with ourselves for a second. Sometimes I think the only time people go to Comic Con type events and other Gaming Conventions is to have a decent perv at all the hot babes that like to wear skimpy outfits. It's a symbiotic relationship, really. Cosplay gives those hotties the chance to flaunt their breasts and legs in public, get away with it, and attain instant geek-goddess status.
And you know what?
We're not complaining and neither should you. In fact, we salute the bravery of the spandex.
And you know what?
We're not complaining and neither should you. In fact, we salute the bravery of the spandex.
So for your viewing pleasure, Gears of Halo has done the hard yards (it was tough work, believe me) for you and found the top ten sexiest cos players ever. Feel free to agree or disagree, but I'm sure we can all see from these pictures that the world owes sexy cosplay players a big thank you.
Let's start with the super heroine from next door, Super Girl. Forget the angst of the Man of Steel; this babe is a totally perfect match for the sweetness that is the super costumed cosplayer. It’s truth, justice, and the American way... looking fantastic.
Then there is Bayonetta. The video game character is simply sex on a stick—with guns on her heels—and this rather perfect cosplayer proves it! If you can pull off the librarian glasses and the leather suit simultaneously, you win the internet.
Next up on our top ten list of sexy cos players is the Amazonian Princess herself, Wonder Woman. A feminist icon and a Justice League hero at that, Wonder Woman is one of the most beloved comic characters of all time. We love her cosplay action too! Who needs a Lasso of Truth when you look this good?
Here's Mass Effect Two's spot on cosplay of Miranda Lawson. BioWare designed her to be "genetically perfect" in the game lore, and need we say more? Oh? You want more Mass Effect Cosplay? Well, Cerberus has delivered.
You can't really have a top ten list like this without including that other super girl, Power Girl. Big Breasts, a skimpy white outfit, and the most famous "window" in comic book history.
What more could you ask for? Nice legs? Alright, Gears of Halo has you covered. Sorry, Aquaman. You lose this round.
What more could you ask for? Nice legs? Alright, Gears of Halo has you covered. Sorry, Aquaman. You lose this round.
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Take that Aqua Bitch!
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While everyone tended to go nuts for the Silk Spectre II in the movie version of the Watchmen
, simply because Malin Akerman and latex go together like peanut butter and jelly, the cosplay community has kept the dream alive.
, simply because Malin Akerman and latex go together like peanut butter and jelly, the cosplay community has kept the dream alive. |
Adding perhaps a further touch of class in this suggestive couch photo is Selvaria Bles from the Valkyria Chronicles. She might be an evil Imperial General bitch at the best of times, but we'll forgive her for inspiring this sexy cosplay shot. Bad girls do it better, apparently.
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'Come hither,' said Ms Bles
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I've thrown in this Bumble Bee cosplayer as she's just too damn cute to not make the cut! Who says giant robots can't be adorable?
Sometimes you just have to go large. And that's what happens when you decide to dress up like Ivy Valentine from Soul Calibur. The physics of this outfit have baffled scientists for years, but the results are real and they are spectacular!
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Ivy Valentine
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Perhaps it's fair that the last picture of the top ten sexiest cosplayers falls to someone wearing the ultimate cosplay costume - the classic Princess Leia in a bikini from Return of the Jedi (what would her father Darth Vader say? Or Darth Maul?). Some things never go out of style and neither do metal slave bikinis at cosplay conventions. It is the gold standard, literally.
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You know which Leia I'm talking about right? Clue: It's the one with the naked legs
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