Did Head Like a Hole ever find who this guy was?


Things that go bump in the night


So like this morning - 4am ish I am dreaming of the next All Black's  World Cup victory  when SMASH!! there is the sound of glass shattering in my room and things going bump. I'm lying face down – I spin up and round yelling " HEY! HEY!  HEY!''  half leaping out of bed / half grabbing Jay Bee. I'm still La La Land but my spidey senses have told me someone has smashed the window and is climbing in! The room is black and I can see nothing. Where is the thieving prick?And then I calm – there is no one in there. I turn on the light – My degree has fallen from the wall and smashed on the floor. Crisis over my, heart can go back to   its normal rhythm.

 

Damn 3M sticky wall things!

Come on guys get fire wise! or I'd like to buy a vowel please


Anagram of the Crusaders: Arse Crud

And that's what they'll be on Saturday.

Go the Canes!

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Or as naysayers like Uncle Timmy reckons thogh the canes may reach ruin

Either way the Canes making the Final is PFA*

*Pretty Fucking O for Oarsome.

Supermodel not clever - shock



   On a fashion shoot in a derelict house, Kate
   Moss wanted to take a pee. The assistant told
   her: "Well, there is a loo, but there's no
   door on it".

   Kate replied: "Well how the fuck do I get
   in there then?" An embarrassed silence ensued...
 
Stolen from popbitch

Ler WeAKeN DART WOOZ PT XXXIVX


# Canes won. Just.
# Blues lost. Jafas.
# Otago won. Good Job! (say with annoying american accent)
# Chiefs won. Chur bro.
# Crusaders won. Pass me the speights.

Oh did I mention Jay Bee moved in? Pass the champagne!

And the baby said.....


  • So I saw the music video 'Dancing in the Street' last night. It's got David Bowie and Mick Jagger hitting on each other in really bad 80s digs. Its gayer than Relax by Frankie goes to Holly Wood and the entire The Village People discography combined - not that there's anything wrong with that. 
  • If video killed the radiostar why is Holmes still on the air
  • Go the Canes!
  • And the baby said.....