Random Stuff: Pt ever?

       Ø       Completed yesterday's Dom Post xw in one sitting.  I feel like a new man

Ø       Lunch was a BK Chicken meal and 2 hamburgers. I feel my eyes are gonna bleed

Ø       I watched Finding Never Land. I feel like dressing up as a pirate!!

Ø       I have to pay the lecky bill. I feel poor just thinking about it.

Ø       $3000 fine for being hit in the head with Tana Umaga's Billabong (bang?) handbag. I feel it should have been a Gucci, that would have been classy.

Ø       My mammalian friend called an electrician to replace a light bulb. I have revoked his man card, without feeling anything but disgust.

Did Head Like a Hole ever find who this guy was?

Things that go bump in the night

So like this morning - 4am ish I am dreaming of the next All Black's  World Cup victory  when SMASH!! there is the sound of glass shattering in my room and things going bump. I'm lying face down – I spin up and round yelling " HEY! HEY!  HEY!''  half leaping out of bed / half grabbing Jay Bee. I'm still La La Land but my spidey senses have told me someone has smashed the window and is climbing in! The room is black and I can see nothing. Where is the thieving prick?And then I calm – there is no one in there. I turn on the light – My degree has fallen from the wall and smashed on the floor. Crisis over my, heart can go back to   its normal rhythm.


Damn 3M sticky wall things!

Crusaders Cancel Canes Charge

Well... least we didn't get a thrashing.... on ya lads!!

You got big holes in your socks

This is great - Hugh Jackman is at Cannes telling reporters this story.

"We had to stand there in order and Clint was behind me. As we went to walk off, I turned around to Clint and said, 'Hi, Mr Eastwood, it's Hugh Jackman. It's funny that you should be here, as in this movie X-Men a few people have being saying I look a little bit like you.' He just looked at me and said, 'You're holding up the line, kid.' "
Lesson here? Know your true place in the line when it comes to Holly Wood Royalty.

Come on guys get fire wise! or I'd like to buy a vowel please

Anagram of the Crusaders: Arse Crud

And that's what they'll be on Saturday.

Go the Canes!


Or as naysayers like Uncle Timmy reckons thogh the canes may reach ruin

Either way the Canes making the Final is PFA*

*Pretty Fucking O for Oarsome.

No Mr Bond, I expect you to die!

So like and went and saw MI3 with Jay Bee. Lets just say up front it's a boys movie and she was getting pay back from making me watch an inane Cameron Diaz / Toni Collette sisters feuding movie the other week. This movie has guns, babes, lamborgini's and more guns. Add it up and you have the perfect Tom Cruise vehicle. Its like Dumb and Dumber with Guns. Kinda.
Big dumb action scene after action scene wreak havoc on the silver screen with helicopters, jets, jet boats, bridges and lots of talking on cell fones round out the big stuff but some of the more subtle (well what counts for subtle in a block buster like this) was the evilness portrayed by Capote himself Philp hoffman. He is one nasty fucker. Think his performance in Punch Drunk Love and turn that up to 11. I loved it all.


If you are a Boy's Own kinda guy and believe James Bond is actually real go see this movie.

This post bought to you by Gillette

Hey Mr Towlie, now that you're a minor TV3 celebrity and all - get thee to a barber !!!

Go the Canes!

So like the Canes beat the Warratahs (no cruising on the interislander for you!) and we get a home semifinal! Saweet! Well played lads. I'm hoping the Canes don't do the expected and lose 55 million to nothing to the.... Warratahs but as one has come to expect you just can't expect of the canes.

At the very least this team has shown consistency over the last three seasons. They used to chumps (but could still beat any team on the day) and are now contenders once again...Either way hope I get tix!!

At the very most its been a pretty sweet season to watch them - my fav game would be the come back from behind to demolish the Blues.

Supermodel not clever - shock

   On a fashion shoot in a derelict house, Kate
   Moss wanted to take a pee. The assistant told
   her: "Well, there is a loo, but there's no
   door on it".

   Kate replied: "Well how the fuck do I get
   in there then?" An embarrassed silence ensued...
Stolen from popbitch

David Hasselhoff singlehandly rescued the Aussie Miners!

Move over Chuck Norris! David Hasselhoff singlehandly rescued the Aussie Miners! Here's the proof!

H/T The Banana


# Canes won. Just.
# Blues lost. Jafas.
# Otago won. Good Job! (say with annoying american accent)
# Chiefs won. Chur bro.
# Crusaders won. Pass me the speights.

Oh did I mention Jay Bee moved in? Pass the champagne!

And the baby said.....

  • So I saw the music video 'Dancing in the Street' last night. It's got David Bowie and Mick Jagger hitting on each other in really bad 80s digs. Its gayer than Relax by Frankie goes to Holly Wood and the entire The Village People discography combined - not that there's anything wrong with that. 
  • If video killed the radiostar why is Holmes still on the air
  • Go the Canes!
  • And the baby said.....

Don'tcha wish your blog was hot like mine? Don'tcha?

The recent  confessions over terrible songs housed on ones ipod have been amusing -  I was just listening to my ipod and the freaking pussy cat dolls came on. WTF I thought? And then I remembered I put it on Jay Bee's itunes and it has regrettably been automatically updated to mine. On further inspection I now have a list of Ipod crimes to confess.


  • Pussy Cat Dolls
  • Best of Elaine Page
  • Killing Heidi
  • Lizzy McGuire !!!!!!!
  • Mariah

Bands I have on my ipod I have never even listened to. Prob sourced from The Whore or Levi


  • Handsome Boy M
  • The Hiss
  • The La's
  • Lhasa De Sela
  • Luke Vibert
  • Matacha Atlas

The Hiss? WTF kind of name is that?

Update: Listened to some Hiss. poorly produced rock band going no where.

Here's a poem

Listen to the Hiss
You'll find they are piss

The end. forever. amen. arribaderchie. bi. bye. hello?