Sep 10, 2010

Lady Gaga pioneers the meat bikini for Vogue (Vegans Hate HERRR!)

Gaga: The Meat, The Guns & The Glory

Lady Gaga Meat Bikini Vogue
"Nice to meat you, Gaga"

Music's biggest thing since Madonna struck a pose, Lady Gaga has again stirred up the critics, punters, and most importantly, that most obnoxious of lobby groups, PETA, by posing in a meat bikini for Vogue Magazine.

You may recall how Pink once got captured by PETA's ideology—but not Lady Gaga. She takes her meat seriously and was happy to pose for the cover. Hold the Telephone, this is actually a PSA ad! Let's face it, she's practically doing a public service: inspiring young women all over the world to eat meat to get their iron levels up.

"Meat is something you want to avoid putting on or in your body... No matter how beautifully it is presented, flesh from a tortured animal is flesh from a tortured animal."
— Terry Richardson (PETA Photographer)

What's all the fuss about really? Let's be honest: Gaga is a publicity whore. It's actually part of her charm and appeal. In terms of the celebrity meat market, she's like Paris Hilton but actually interesting.

The Original: The Bacon Bikini

But let's get real, Gaga isn't the first person to come up with the concept of wearing a meat bikini. After all, the celebrated Bacon Bikini has been around for years:

Big Guns

Gaga has already done an awesome cover for Rolling Stone Magazine where her breasts seemed to support the 'big guns':

Marilyn... Manson?

Then there was the time where the Bad Romance singer decided she would pay homage to Marilyn Monroe, but her stylist misheard the request and thought she asked for Marilyn Manson:

The Blood Show

Let's not forget the 'bloody show' incident either!

Lollapalooza

But we can't forget Gaga's appearance at Lollapalooza a couple of weeks ago where she let the fans grope her and basically wore the most see-through top she could find:

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