GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra Quotes and Lines




Joe! Now that The Rise of Cobra is out and it's not as bad as everyone feared (which is by no means to say it's an Oscar contender) it's time to check out just how cheesey Duke's lines actually were. You and who's army? My Army. Gimme a break....

Gi Joe: The Rise of Cobra Movie Quotes

Destro: When I'm finished, this world will never forget.



Destro: What did you say your unit was called?
General Hawk: I didn't.



General Hawk: [to Cover Girl] Make the call...



Ripcord: Alright ladies mount up!



Destro: I want the warheads ready in an hour!



Heavy Duty: Standing in front of you are delta 6 accelerator suits...
Ripcord: What's it accelerate.
Heavy Duty: You. It'll make you run faster, jump higher, and hit harder than any of you enemies. Let's suit up.



[
Ripcord's jet is hit with Cobra nanomites]
Shana 'Scarlett' O'Hara: You're running out of time! Eject!



The Baroness: Try this on for size boy's.
[
launches missiles at the Joes]



General Hawk: Technically, GI Joe does not exist. But if it did, it would be comprised of the best men and women from the top military units in the world, the alpha dog's. When all else fails we don't.


Breaker: [about handling the accelerator suits] Careful, they're worth billions of dollars!

Ripcord: [in a suit] Billions of dollars, I got it!
[
falls over; Scarlett gives Ripcord a hangdog look]
Ripcord: My bad! Won't happen again!



The Baroness: Would you look at that? Real American heroes...


Duke: [after crashing into cars while running in the accelerator suits] Okay, that was crazy... What happened to you?
Ripcord: I went through the train. What happened to you?
Duke: I jumped over it.
Ripcord: [pause] You can do that?
Duke: I told you to read that manual.
Ripcord: There's a manual?


The Baroness: [Snake Eyes has left their car] He must have given up.
Storm Shadow: He never gives up.
[
their SUV is hit by a train]


Storm Shadow: I said I'd kill him if he touched you again.
The Baroness: I heard you the first time.


The Baroness: That redhead is starting to piss me off!


Zartan: American politics. Governors, senators, congressmen... No wonder nothing ever gets done.
Destro: That's what we're going to fix, Mr. Zartan.





Ripcord: [during a flashback scene] Do you love my boy?
The Baroness: Always... and forever.


[points a gun at a woman in an elevator]
The Baroness: Get out! GET OUT!
[
woman runs out, Baroness gets in, as the elevator doors close:]
The Baroness: Nice shoes.


The Doctor: Now that we have a moment to ourselves... I've designed something especially for you, James.
[
the Doctor injects nanomites into James McCullen head]
The Doctor: This will only hurt a little. What comes next... moreso. Nanomites, perfect little healers.
[
James McCullen's head becomes completely silver]
Destro: ...I've finally taken my place in the long line of McCullens.
The Doctor: James McCullen is no more. Now, you are Destro.
Destro: What have you done to me?
The Doctor: The time has come for the cobra to rise up and reveal himself. You will call me... Commander.


General Hawk: Deploy the SHARKS!


Heavy Duty: [aiming a big machine gun at the Baroness] Don't make me shoot a woman.


Breaker: [about Snake Eyes] He doesn't talk.
Duke: Why?
Breaker: He doesn't say.


The Baroness: Hello Duke.
Duke: Anna?
The Baroness: [the Baroness kicks him] Now you have to admit, you had that coming.


Zartan: [after Zartan kills a female Joe] Oh, that's right you don't kill women.
Storm Shadow: For you Zartan, I'll make an exception.


Breaker: Thousand's of miles across and ten stories thick, locating McCullen's base will be like finding a needle in a colemine.
Ripcord: Haystack.
Breaker: Oh, right haystack in a colemine.

Ripcord: Listen I think you and me got off on the wrong foot, now me I'm attracted to you and you your'e attracted to me, and him the damn zen master but he creeps me out, but what I'm trying to say is...

Shana 'Scarlett' O'Hara: Were attracted to eachother
Ripcord: Thank You.
Shana 'Scarlett' O'Hara: [cuts him off] Thats what your saying, it's not what I'm saying.
Ripcord: It's not. So what are you saying?
Shana 'Scarlett' O'Hara: Attraction is an emotion, and emotions are not based

on science. So If you can't quantify or prove that something exists then in my mind it doesn't.

Ripcord: Okay i'll get back to you on that one.


Ripcord: [Scarlett goes flying of the bike and Ripcord saves her] I got you, I got you.
Shana 'Scarlett' O'Hara: Nice catch, slick.
Ripcord: Don't start being all nice now.
Ripcord: [Scarlett laughs] I gotta go
[
puts Scarlett down]
Ripcord: .


Ripcord: Yo Duke, Breaker told me Scarlett graduated college at 11. She's like some freaky little deadly genius.
Duke: [Ripcord leans on Bars] Rip I get it , I get it you like her.
Ripcord: Ahh, to hell with it.
Duke: [Rip let's go] Rip, Rip... Rip!


Sergeant Stone: [seeing Duke and Ripcord training] They Joes?
Heavy Duty: No, they're jokes.


Zartan: Hello Mr. President, Mr. McCullen sends his regards.
U.S. President: Oh My God. So that's what this is all about.


Breaker: Ripcord, can you hear me?
Ripcord: Loud and clear buddy, doin' Mach 6 and lovin it.


Duke: This is Captain Duke Hauser, prepare to be boarded.
Viper Guard: Sir.
Cobra Commander/The Doctor/Rex: You are relentless Duke, I'll give you that much and what's to stop me from blowing you out of the water.
Duke: Self preservation. I'm taking you in Rex.
Cobra Commander/The Doctor/Rex: HaHaHa. You and what army.
Duke: My army.

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Wibbling Rivalry too much for Noel



So I go away for the weekend and Noel Gallagher quits Oasis. I am never leaving the house again in case U2 break up.

It appears there was a bit too much Wibbling Rivalry in the band the resurrected rock roll in Great Britannia with Noel stating "People will write and say what they like, but I simply could not go on working with Liam a day longer."

Tis a shame really, Don't Believe the Truth and Dig Out Your Soul had proved to the fans that Oasis were a band who had recovered their creative form and were delivering some top songs such as Lyla and I'm Outta Time and Falling Down.

So now we get to await the long wished for, Noel Gallagher solo album. I bet he's got a truck load of songs hidden in a box somewhere. Look for a solo album with a whole lot of Paul Weller on it....

What about Oasis and its three remaining members? I expect the record company will push the greatest hits numbers from know on and maybe release a B-sides album. Liam has become come into his own as a song writer and Gem probably has a few songs up his sleeve. Would a Noelless Oasis album be any good? Maybe time will tell.


Anyway, it's a big late in the midnight hour for me, in a bit.

I would have been your daddy but Jack White beat me over the fence

one string guitar
So I'm sitting round, snorting coke (yer sure? - Ed), wondering if I have too much Queen on my play list.

Insteading of enjoying the crucket in Sri Lankia, I'm thinking of asking my dead Granddads to both come out retirement and play 3rd and 4th drop. Like Mr Bradman, they knows what a straight bat is. And then maybe I'll get some decent tips for the GGs as well...

If you feel like Running with Ponies, make sure you wear a helmut and stop to smell the roses or at the least, check out the horse with fricken lazer beam eyes.

Tell me baby, what's your story? What's the News of the World. Have you reserved your copy of Halo ODST yet or is the campaign of Playing Nicely Outside still working for you?

Go see It Might Get Loud. I'm gonna make a Jack White one string guitar one day. One day. It might get louderer than it might get loud. Then again, it might not, I'm no Hendrix.

In other things U2, All U2 Songs Lyrics now has every song from every studio album up. In makign this site, this I've noticed Bono has been fairly consistent with his themes. While God and Jesus is always to the fore, self doubt vibee is a new I've noticed. Even in his early days he was always picking out 'causes to write about'. Bless. Probably best not to ask what inspired this song.

It's the blind leading the blonde - U2 Lyrics

u2 live

So like where the bloody hell have I been lately dear readers*? It's been All quiet on the Optimus Prime Experiment Front, not even as stirring of a mouse.

I've been making a new website. Dedicated to the best band in the world, and that's a fact, U2.

All U2's Song Lyrics is my effort at making a home for the lyrics of Bono and the Edge. Why go to this site and not some other dodgy lyric site you might ask? Well I've tried to add some information about the songs, what their inspiration might have been and the story around it to help give the reader a better perspective.

As an example, check out the lyrics of:


While I've been building up the site's content, I've been listening to U2 like crazy and loving re-exploring great albums like War and The Unforgettable Fire. The current tour has been going great guns with some sweet set lists that have throwing up some old school U2 such as MLK.

If you're still reading this you might just be a fan - visit All U2's Song Lyrics and tell me what you think!

*Dear Readers: This post is simply SEO for the new site, it's not intended to be thrilling reading on the trials and tribulations of Optimus Prime...

I wish Micheal J...

I wish Micheal J Fox would read me bedtime stories. He could rock me to sleep...

Top 100 Movie Quotes Ever from AFI

gone with the wind


Top 100 Movie Quotes Ever from AFI

Here's the top 100 movie quotes ever utted on the silver screen as determined by the American Film Institute.

What makes a movie quote so brilliant? Is it the timing? Is it the delivery? Is it the actor? Is the quote ironic? Perhaps the quote sums the whole movie as in 'We rob banks' from Bonnie and Clyde. Perhaps it just makes us laugh.

Whatever your reasons, enjoy the AFI's Top 100 Movie Quotes.

Quotation number ↓Quotation ↓Character ↓Actor ↓Film ↓Date ↓
1"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn"Rhett ButlerClark GableGone with the Wind1939
2"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."Vito Corleone
Marlon BrandoThe Godfather1972
3"You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am."Terry MalloyMarlon BrandoOn the Waterfront1954
4"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."Dorothy GaleJudy GarlandThe Wizard of Oz1939
5"Here's looking at you, kid."Rick BlaineHumphrey BogartCasablanca1942
6"Go ahead, make my day."Harry Callahan


Clint EastwoodSudden Impact1983
7"All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up."Norma DesmondGloria SwansonSunset Boulevard1950
8"May the Force be with you."Han SoloHarrison FordStar Wars Episode IV: A New Hope1977
9"Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night."Margo ChanningBette DavisAll About Eve1950
10"You talkin' to me?"Travis BickleRobert De NiroTaxi Driver1976
11"What we've got here is failure to communicate."CaptainStrother MartinCool Hand Luke1967
12"I love the smell of napalm in the morning!"Lt. Col. Bill KilgoreRobert DuvallApocalypse Now1979
13"Love means never having to say you're sorry."Jennifer Cavilleri BarrettAli MacGrawLove Story1970
14"The stuff that dreams are made of."Sam Spade
Humphrey BogartThe Maltese Falcon1941
15"E.T. phone home."E.T.Pat WelshE.T. the Extra-Terrestrial1982
16"They call me Mister Tibbs!"Virgil TibbsSidney PoitierIn the Heat of the Night1967
17"Rosebud."Charles Foster KaneOrson WellesCitizen Kane1941
18"Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"Arthur "Cody" JarrettJames CagneyWhite Heat1949
19"I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!"Howard BealePeter FinchNetwork1976
20"Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."Rick BlaineHumphrey BogartCasablanca1942
21"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."Hannibal Lecter

Anthony HopkinsThe Silence of the Lambs1991
22"Bond. James Bond."James BondSean Connery[8]Dr. No[1]1962
23"There's no place like home."Dorothy GaleJudy GarlandThe Wizard of Oz1939
24"I am big! It's the pictures that got small."Norma DesmondGloria SwansonSunset Boulevard1950
25"Show me the money!"Rod TidwellCuba Gooding, Jr.Jerry Maguire1996
26"Why don't you come up sometime and see me?"Lady LouMae WestShe Done Him Wrong1933
27"I'm walking here! I'm walking here!""Ratso" Rizzo

Dustin HoffmanMidnight Cowboy1969
28"Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.'"Ilsa LundIngrid BergmanCasablanca1942
29"You can't handle the truth!"Col. Nathan JessupJack NicholsonA Few Good Men1992
30"I want to be alone."GrusinskayaGreta GarboGrand Hotel1932
31"After all, tomorrow is another day!"Scarlett O'HaraVivien LeighGone with the Wind1939
32"Round up the usual suspects."Capt. Louis RenaultClaude RainsCasablanca1942
33"I'll have what she's having."CustomerEstelle ReinerWhen Harry Met Sally...1989
34"You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow."Marie "Slim" BrowningLauren BacallTo Have and Have Not1944
35"You're gonna need a bigger boat."Martin BrodyRoy ScheiderJaws1975
36"Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!""Gold Hat"Alfonso BedoyaThe Treasure of the Sierra Madre1948
37"I'll be back."The TerminatorArnold SchwarzeneggerThe Terminator1984
38"Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth."[13]Lou GehrigGary CooperThe Pride of the Yankees1942
39"If you build it, he will come."Shoeless Joe JacksonRay Liotta(voice)Field of Dreams1989
40"Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."Forrest GumpTom HanksForrest Gump1994
41"We rob banks."Clyde BarrowWarren BeattyBonnie and Clyde1967
42"Plastics."Mr. MaguireWalter BrookeThe Graduate1967
43"We'll always have Paris."Rick BlaineHumphrey BogartCasablanca1942
44"I see dead people."Cole SearHaley Joel OsmentThe Sixth Sense1999
45"Stella! Hey, Stella!"Stanley KowalskiMarlon BrandoA Streetcar Named Desire1951
46"Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars."Charlotte Vale

Bette DavisNow, Voyager1942
47"Shane. Shane. Come back!"Joey StarrettBrandon De WildeShane1953
48"Well, nobody's perfect."Osgood Fielding IIIJoe E. BrownSome Like It Hot1959
49"It's alive! It's alive!"Henry FrankensteinColin CliveFrankenstein1931
50"Houston, we have a problem."Jim LovellTom HanksApollo 131995
51"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"Harry CallahanClint EastwoodDirty Harry1971
52"You had me at 'hello'."Dorothy BoydRenée ZellwegerJerry Maguire1996
53"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."Capt. Geoffrey T. SpauldingGroucho MarxAnimal Crackers1930
54"There's no crying in baseball!"Jimmy DuganTom HanksA League of Their Own1992
55"La-dee-da, la-dee-da."Annie HallDiane KeatonAnnie Hall1977
56"A boy's best friend is his mother."Norman BatesAnthony PerkinsPsycho1960
57"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good."Gordon GekkoMichael DouglasWall Street1987
58"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."Michael CorleoneAl PacinoThe Godfather Part II1974
59"As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again."Scarlett O'HaraVivien LeighGone with the Wind1939
60"Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!"OliverOliver HardySons of the Desert1933
61"Say hello to my little friend!"Tony MontanaAl PacinoScarface1983
62"What a dump."Rosa MolineBette DavisBeyond the Forest1949
63"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?"Benjamin BraddockDustin HoffmanThe Graduate1967
64"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the WAR Room!"President Merkin MuffleyPeter SellersDr. Strangelove1964
65"Elementary, my dear Watson."Sherlock HolmesBasil RathboneThe Adventures of Sherlock Holmes1939
66"Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"George TaylorCharlton HestonPlanet of the Apes1968
67"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."Rick BlaineHumphrey BogartCasablanca1942
68"Here's Johnny!"Jack TorranceJack NicholsonThe Shining1980
69"They're here!"Carol Anne FreelingHeather O'RourkePoltergeist1982
70"Is it safe?"Dr. Christian SzellLaurence OlivierMarathon Man1976
71"Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard nothin' yet!"Jakie Rabinowitz/Jack RobinAl JolsonThe Jazz Singer1927
72"No wire hangers, ever!"Joan CrawfordFaye DunawayMommie Dearest1981
73"Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico?"Cesare Enrico "Rico" BandelloEdward G. RobinsonLittle Caesar1930
74"Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown."DuffyJoe MantellChinatown1974
75"I have always depended on the kindness of strangers."Blanche DuBoisVivien LeighA Streetcar Named Desire1951
76"Hasta la vista, baby."The TerminatorArnold SchwarzeneggerTerminator 2: Judgment Day1991
77"Soylent Green is people!"Det. Robert ThornCharlton HestonSoylent Green1973
78"Open the pod bay doors, HAL."Dave BowmanKeir Dullea2001: A Space Odyssey1968
79Striker: "Surely you can't be serious!" Rumack: "I am serious... and don't call me Shirley."Ted Striker and Dr. RumackRobert Haysand Leslie NielsenAirplane!1980
80"Yo, Adrian!"Rocky Balboa

Sylvester StalloneRocky1976
81"Hello gorgeous."Fanny BriceBarbra StreisandFunny Girl1968
82"Toga! Toga!"John "Bluto" BlutarskyJohn BelushiNational Lampoon's Animal House1978
83"Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make."Count DraculaBela LugosiDracula1931
84"Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast."Carl DenhamRobert ArmstrongKing Kong1933
85"My precious."Gollum

Andy SerkisThe Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers2002
86"Attica! Attica!"Sonny WortzikAl PacinoDog Day Afternoon1975
87"Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!"Julian MarshWarner Baxter42nd Street1933
88"Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go!"Ethel ThayerKatharine HepburnOn Golden Pond1981
89"Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper."Knute Rockne[29]Pat O'BrienKnute Rockne, All American1940
90"Shaken, not stirred."James BondSean Connery[8]Goldfinger[31]1964
91"Who's on First?"DexterBud AbbottThe Naughty Nineties1945
92"Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac…It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"Carl SpacklerBill MurrayCaddyshack1980
93"Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!"Mame DennisRosalind RussellAuntie Mame1958
94"I feel the need—the need for speed!"Lt. Pete "Maverick" Mitchell and Lt. Nick "Goose" BradshawTom Cruise andAnthony EdwardsTop Gun1986
95"Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary."John Keating

Robin WilliamsDead Poets Society1989
96"Snap out of it!"Loretta CastoriniCherMoonstruck1987
97"My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you."George M. CohanJames CagneyYankee Doodle Dandy1942
98"Nobody puts 'Baby' in a corner."Johnny CastlePatrick SwayzeDirty Dancing1987
99"I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!"Wicked Witch of the WestMargaret HamiltonThe Wizard of Oz1939
100"I'm the king of the world!"Jack DawsonLeonardo DiCaprioTitanic1997


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