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If your childhood was something like borrowing your cousin’s Vic 20 to play Space Invader, heading round to The Professor’s to take turns on his C64, living for Joe’s Amiga sessions, or renting a console from the video store just to mainline Mario, then you have found a kindred spirit.

Reviews, thoughts, feels, and the occasional burst of nonsense. 

All powered by a very Optimus Prime Experiment approach to play, curiosity, and slightly reckless enthusiasm.

AI Games, Vibe-Coded by JJ

AI Arcade Dice
  • Sailing Away

    We made this with AI. Your mission is simple, but the journey is perilous. Guide your yacht, the JJ, across 5000 meters of ocean to reach a tropical island. Stay afloat, stay alert, and sail true.

    Sailing Away
  • Farkle Dice Game, also known as 10,000

    The kind of dice game that starts as a friendly warm-up and ends in accusations, bargains, and one last roll that ruins your evening, in the best way.

    Farkle / 10,000
  • Tetris Clone

    A clone of the classic Russian falling-piece obsession. Clean, brutal, hypnotic. It starts as geometry, ends as psychology.

    etris Clone
  • Bouncing Bunnies

    Abstract action chaos. The kind where you look away for half a second and the whole screen starts telling a different story.

    Bouncing Bunnies
  • Cave Runner

    You are moving forward because the cave says so. Run, react, learn the rhythm, then break the rhythm, because survival likes a bit of imagination.

    PCave Runner
  • Space Invader Clone

    A classic rebuilt in the garage. Simple rules, relentless pressure. 

    Space Invader Clone

Tip: these builds are happiest on a proper screen. Mouse, keyboard, space to breathe. If you are on a phone, you might still have fun, but it will feel like driving a truck through a letterbox.

Halo

Spartans Forerunners Lore
  • JJ Reviews Primordium, by Greg Bear

    Halo lore goes deep. This one makes the universe feel older and stranger, then asks you to sit with the consequences.

    Read: Primordium review
  • Can I Use My Cell Phone’s WiFi on the Xbox

    Practical console survival. The kind of problem-solving that happens when you want the match, not the lecture.

    Read: Phone WiFi on Xbox
  • Cortana Pictures

    A time capsule from the era when Cortana was more than an assistant. She was mood, mystery, and mission control.

    See: Cortana pictures

Gears of War

Coalition Locust Shotgun poetry?
  • Gears of Review

    The early take from the vault. The moment the series starts living in your hands, then in your head.

    Read: Gears of Review
  • JJ Thinks About Gears of War

    Shotguns, ruins, brotherhood, and that grind in the pacing that keeps you pushing forward.

    Read: Gears thoughts
  • Conclusion to the Gears of War Trilogy

    Endings are hard. Endings for a trilogy that lived in your weekends are harder. Here’s the wrap-up energy.

    Read: Gears trilogy conclusion
  • Anya Stroud, Cortana of Gears of War

    A character piece. A look at presence, competence, and why some voices in your headset become part of the myth.

    Read: Anya Stroud

Mass Effect

The Normandy et al...
  • Mass Effect 3, It’s Awesome

    The galaxy at your fingertips, the stakes at your throat. A big, messy, heartfelt ride, and yes, the debates are part of the DNA.

    Read: Mass Effect 3
  • Well There Was This One Time, Turians...

    Side-glances, lore riffs, and that sci-fi joy where one species detail can spin a whole conversation.

    Read: Turians

BioShock

Rapture Atmosphere Trouble
  • BioShock 2 Review

    Returning to Rapture feels like walking into a dream you used to fear. Familiar halls, new scars, and a story that wants to argue with you.

    Read: BioShock 2

Transformer Realm Note

This page is the map, not the territory. Pick a link, dive in, and let the nostalgia do its thing. Some posts are polished, some are raw, all of them are honest artifacts from the experiment.

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