Jun 3, 2008

Optimus Prime

Man petrol prices are getting so high Optimus Prime has been grumbling about having to take the bus to work. "The Loser Cruiser is for losers," he cried. "It should be Megatron on the bus, not me, the fearless Autobot leader!"

He then mumbled something about peace loving hippies voting for the Green Party and rolled out to save Bumblebee from falling for an obviously set Constructicon trap.

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Pictured: Optimus Prime, not a fan of the loser cruiser.
Jimmy Jangles

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Jimmy Jangles explores thoughts, reviews, and guides on everything from Transformers and video games to A.I. adventures and Bacon and Egg Pie on The Optimus Prime Experiment. He also runs The Astromech and How to Home Brew Beers.

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