I'll Have A Bacardi And Coke Please Myfannwy


So like I've been trying to get my sticky fingers on 10 grand the easy way by consuming the liquid offerings of the world's worst teeth rotting, nail rusting, sugar craving sating brand, Coke. 

Or rather Diet Coke. 

Diet Coke is offering 10 grand on a credit card instantly if u find the right bottle cap


I figure I've drank more diet coke in the last week than Steinlager beer trying to win. Which is kinda hard to believe really…

Obviously I haven't won the 10 grand. I wouldn't be sitting here if I had. 


I'd be drinking Steinlager at the Feathers if I had. 

I type lots don't I?

So like are there other people out there who have switched from the  supersaturated with white death products of Coke and V products (me) to Diet Coke in the hope of a small matter of 10K like me? 

And if so is the reduction in sugar making me/them more healthy? Is Coke and my/NZers greed to win 10K ironically making us skinnier and therefore healthier? 

If so real real Coke should be banned. 

Or taxed. Hey! That's a great idea 

Jimmy - lets tax all food that's bad for us....... *

That is of course only true if drinking diet coke is good for you in the first place. I have my doubts.

My usual breakfast is a V, and bless Frucor, its packed with 190kJ per 100 ml serving. Or 11.2g of carbohydrates  per 100ml which is all sugar (I think). Who needs soggy weet-bix when u can suck down on a V or Coke.

 Today's nutritionless brekkie was Diet Coke, packing a pussy amount of 1.5kJ and 0.1g of carbs. Needless to say my intended effect of Diet Coke is shite and by 10am I went had had a proper teeth rotting V.

*Sarcasm intended to drip like a dog's mouth from that sentence.

15 comments:

Asterix said...

Check out this site, or just do a google search regarding Diet drinks and see if it changes your habbits:

http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/n/nutrasweet.htm

CT said...

LMFAO, good luck man..

SPFW said...

Is that the thinkg about the ingredient in diet products that slowly poisions you? apparently it's true but it would take a hell of a lot of diet coke.

I am a recent diet coke drinker. it used to give me headaches but not any more. I like the cherry one. Girls love low carb options

His Whoreness said...

i always thought they drank it for the myth of guilt-free indulgence

Anonymous said...

Eggzachery Jake.

SPFW said...

na it's more of a "oh man i'm in a social setting so i guess i better order something" or "i'm real thirsty but coke is so bad." just goes to show you guys really don't understand chicks

His Whoreness said...

you'll have to excuse my ignorance miss della squeegy mop as i don't exactly fish from that pond anymore

TMonkey said...

I work in a pharmacy... so for sum expert advice, diet drinks r sugar free because the sugar is replaced with artificial sweetners. The artificial sweetners used can cause brain damage/cancer (cant remember which, but basically it gradually makes ur brain dissolve, very slowly though i might add).

The reason for creating such a drink? It's for diabetics because they can't hav sugar....

But besides that, more products equals more shelf space and therefor more exposure and profit

Asterix said...

You can't remember which one - too much diet coke maybe tmonkey?

JJ said...

SPFW why the fuck is it called 'diet' then???? hmm? dont fuck with the chuck cause the chuck don't fuck.

TMonkey said...

wuld more ppl buy 'diet' coke or 'coke for diabetics'?

Anonymous said...

hmmmm maybe tmonkey has a point. nah i think its so fat people don't feel guilty. jjjjjjjjjjjjj

i am the only gay in the village said...

either that or so skinny girls who think they're fat can feel they aren't making themselves any fatter than they already aren't

now take me to a gay bar already!

Anonymous said...

im sure the pound provides easy access...

Anonymous said...

i'm sure they will hae osmething to put in you in the GAY BAR! GAY BAR!

cee u at Indigo!